Great Moment In Profundity # 75

Have you ever wondered where nail clippings go? Sometimes I trim my nails outside, but more often it's inside. Whenever I try to aim for a trash basket the clippings tend to fly off and hide somewhere, so I usually just clip wherever I happen to be sitting. My question is... where are all of these clippings? I never encounter them again. If there's some fairy making off with them, then could she at least leave some change? I'm trying to get through college loan-free.