This popped into my head today

Moses saw the Hebrews' backs breakin'
He saw the Hebrews' laments
And he saw the Pharoah's priests takin'
Their willpower 'til there was none left
So he said "Pharoah, let go of my people"
But Pharoah refused to yield
Moses took up his staff
And in 5 seconds flat
The river began to congeal

Egypt once was rich
But now it was poor
Robbed of all their crops
And all their first born
Their love for him now
Is sweet as roses
A Hero of Hebrews
The man called Moses


Kudos to whoever knows what song this is a parody of. Well, not a parody, exactly... more of a pastiche.